ALICE - THE INVASION SERIES
"Yeah, I learned about the whole soda-grenade thing in science class when I was eleven - yeah, I know, right? Learning something in school. Pft."
"What's our next move? Obviously we can't just waltz into Wall Street, not even guns blazing - we'd still get eaten." - Talking to Ezekial
'Well, you were described as mentally unstable. Sex-craving. Stuff like that!" - Still talking to Ezekial
ANONYMOUS CHARACTERS - 2ND PERSON FICTION
"Oh gee Jake, I guess I'll never know because of my stupid legs." - Anon after Jake comments on how hard it is to walk on his hands
"Don't worry! I'm a horse doctor!" - Anon on his special talent
"Shotguns and conventional firearms; Bullets versus pellets. But you know, stabbing is a nice alternative."
DEATHCLAW ALPHA (Myself) - FALLOUT3/NV STREAMS
"I'm the R to the A and that's name enough for me, and ain't no other modder makin' creatures good as these - I'm Alphielicious." - Me when bored
EMILE - THE INVASION SERIES
"Well, I can't feel my left leg. The blood of th' thing dissolved in my dermis. I've got three by three and about five tenths inches of melted epiderm- Man do I ALWAYS sound like a bitch?"
"... In addition, I am going nowhere with a talking zombie who just tried to kill me." - Emile to Yorick
Yeah, look "health" up in the dictionary, the definition is bound to be "Emile." - Emile's thoughts on himself
EZEKIAL - THE INVASION SERIES
"Sir, you are a fugitive brandishing a set of claws. Give me a reason not to be afraid." - Ezekial to Emile
"I mean, come on, you gotta think 'bout it. People are assholes. Without people, people wouldn't have stuff like terrorism, global warming, zombies, et cetera. Then again, zombies are more considerate than humans. I like zombies." - Ezekial on a post-mortem based insane rant
JACKSON - R3D33M SERIES
"Remind me to get checked for AIDS, your attitude screwed me bad." - Jackson telling the first joke he told in centuries
"... Plus, we have Bruce, Nick, Winthrop, and Eugene - all, like, seriously threatening names. They'll screw up any little shit who tries to get in here." - Jackson on homeland security
MORHDEKAI - THE INVASION SERIES
"I'LL FUCKING TEAR OFF YOUR ARMS AND EAT THEM!" - Morhdekai when Colonel Morgan won't shut up
"Morhdekai. Nobody can spell it, though." - Morhdekai explaining his name to Emile
"Meh." - Morhdekai's catchphrase
"... well, let's call 'em "big guys," 'cause I ain't got a name for them that'd be real scientifically accurate." - Morhdekai after discovering a Matriarch
TOMMY - R3D33M SERIES
"Santa? I'd like to see that bag of wrapped up Twinkies find his way down the barrel of my gun." - Tommy on Santa
"Hey, little girlies and dudes, take this FAMAS and shoot dat guy in the liver! Don't worry, the liver will come back!'" - Tommy on the usage of firearms in R3D33M
"I survived puberty, and I'll sure as all fuck survive the onslaught of these mechanical morons!" - Tommy on Chapter 5 of R3D33M
"Respect the man you're killing. LOOK HIM THE MOTHERFUCKING EYES!"
"Ain't never met the tunes I couldn't fight to. Then again, I don't try to fight to bad music."
"I prefer the term 'Bullet Monkey,' boss!" - Tommy to Jackson after his inquisition on whether or not he acted as a human shield
"Best idea I ever had. Alright, punk. This is how we do it back in New York!" - Tommy after throwing his gun at a Hunter (Best friend's favorite quote!)
"We got little ova three hundred people, packin', ain't none of us 'fraid of slappin' a cop in the jaw."
"ANON, THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE PAIN TRAAAAIIN!"
"I haven't listened to dubstep for... how many minutes ago did Johnathon die?" - Tommy after killing Johnathan
WILLIAM - THE INVASION SERIES
"I can't take it anymore. Not unless I have a comrade at my side."
"Explosive daggers, you say? Sounds fun."